+Shoshi, +

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

kinglers:

My life is literally just me eating, sleeping and avoiding eye contact with people ive only met once

babyferaligator:

how many gummy vitamins do i need to eat to kill myself

girlveins:

you can’t shame the ceo of abercrombie and fitch for saying he doesn’t want ugly people in his clothes and then make fun of his face like it doesn’t work like that 

sufficients:

favorite picture on the internet

alexkisu:

helicoils:

i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves

you wanna ask me out now or later

g-iggle:

do you ever get like that mini exorcism spazz shiver shit and be all 

ticklishbutts:

theladyofpie:

ticklishbutts:

the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis

Holy shit, that’s spot on

I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is

babyferaligator:

*gives u head for a selfie reblog *

growlithed:

“what a beautiful baby boy!! whats his name?”

“natural harmonia”